Funny business signs


	Funny business signs

Rashid Malik

10-27-2007 11:08 PM

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funny one liners, humor, jokes

Rashid Malik says:

Work is fun if humor is involved.

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10-27-2007 11:31 PM

coconutshell

The cervix one cracked me up!

10-27-2007 11:52 PM

raven714

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

That's not right! lmao

10-28-2007 12:03 AM

Rashid Malik

I agree raven! Its nauseating!

11-19-2007 8:57 PM

cniq_cniq

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive. "
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Please drive carefully. We'll wait ."

11-23-2007 1:48 AM

Rashid Malik

Nice additions cniq_cniq!

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