Lemon squeezing contest


	Lemon squeezing contest

Rashid Malik

11-22-2007 8:07 PM

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humor, jokes, tax jokes, irs jokes

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11-22-2007 10:13 PM

mickfinn

Hey, we call them HM Revenue and Customs. Robbers the lot of 'em. lol

11-23-2007 1:32 AM

Rashid Malik

Agreed! Robbing people of their hard earned money.

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