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Lemon squeezing contest
Rashid Malik
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11-22-2007 8:07 PM
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tax jokes
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irs jokes
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11-22-2007
10:13 PM
mickfinn
Hey, we call them HM Revenue and Customs. Robbers the lot of 'em. lol
11-23-2007
1:32 AM
Rashid Malik
Agreed! Robbing people of their hard earned money.
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