Products We Wish Really Existed


	Products We Wish Really Existed
CrazyRedHead
7-23-2007 1:39 PM
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7-26-2007 12:08 PM
The REAL Napster
The computer sales I.Q. alarm would be handy too. Whenever a stupid customer comes within x number of feet from a technology they are not smart enough to use, red lights flash. Although it might slow down sales it would also decrease the number of returns.
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