Funny Animal Stories


	Funny Animal Stories
ChePanzee
7-24-2007 9:54 AM
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ChePanzee says:
... Well, headlines really. When you read them make a little 'News at Ten' BONG noise between them. Then imagine if every news show was like that.
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/e82c661a-3b3b-476f-a737-7e1c6da5cad0/744FD479-B343-4D7F-94CF-E1FFCFC56EAB/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.ananova.com/news/lp.html?startingAt=21&keywords=Animal+tales&menu=news.quirkies.animaltales" href="http://www.ananova.com/news/lp.html?startingAt=21&keywords=Animal+tales&menu=news.quirkies.animaltales" style="font-size: 11px;">www.ananova.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.ananova.com/news/lp.html?startingAt=21&keywords=Animal+tales&menu=news.quirkies.animaltales"><P>
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<BR /><SMALL><I>09:20 Wednesday 2nd May 2007</I></SMALL>
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<BR /><SMALL><I>09:15 Friday 27th April 2007</I></SMALL>
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<BR /><SMALL><I>10:38 Thursday 12th April 2007</I></SMALL>
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<BR /><SMALL><I>08:52 Tuesday 20th February 2007</I></SMALL>
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