Luxury Pirate-Hunting Cruise


	Luxury Pirate-Hunting Cruise

thisnamecantbetaken

7-2-2009 4:43 PM

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thisnamecantbetaken says:

Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:

"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Fred D., Cincinnati, OH

"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda, MD

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7-2-2009 4:55 PM

Oortcloud

This has got to be an onion article LOL

7-2-2009 8:03 PM

shaor

This cannot be true! It would not be allowed

7-2-2009 8:16 PM

tanyamm

It sounds like so much fun! It should be true.

7-4-2009 2:23 PM

JohnWaterman

7-4-2009 4:48 PM

tanyamm

I mean really, who wouldn't find this fun?

7-4-2009 5:15 PM

Oortcloud

Until you got shot

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