Jesus was crucified for our sins — beer is just pasteurized.

Jesus is free; beer starts at $2.50 a six-pack.

Holy water doesn't affect your sense of balance.

You don't have to worry about getting religion stains on your clothes.

Jesus is who you need in emergencies — beer is only useful when you find a burning bush.

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There's no chance of waking up in bed naked with an unattractive stranger after too much religion.

Never gone to a youth prayer retreat, have you?

"Once you've paid for your beer, you're not expected to keep making contributions to the brewery."

Wrong!!

@ ratilfar!! No I haven't!! I missed out on so much *fun* during my youth.

No, no no, carrerinyes, you're allowed to worship at home and not be bound monetarily to the religion. There's a fringe branch of the religion, (a lot like the Amish) and fundamentalist worshippers of the faith call themselves ...*Home Brewers*.

I wish beer was more like religion, then i could find my favorite brand nearly anywhere in the world.