like Sherlock Holmes say, "simplicity itself!".

Number 4 is right. The actual problem is that some foods are able to shrink your clothes!!

#19 is the story of my life!

I wish I could do the last one.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Taint that the truth............love the clip

Love it! Love it so much I'm going to send it the folks back home in Blighty.
Cheers

Number 8 has gotten me through some tough times - nothing is above poking fun at. =)

Geez, my middle-aged brain *meant* to say number SEVEN has gotten my through some tough times. It gets worse every day! LOL