The Church of The Latter Day Dude


	The Church of The Latter Day Dude

JohnWaterman

7-27-2007 12:25 PM

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7-27-2007 1:37 PM

laceym

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will not like this.

7-27-2007 1:45 PM

JohnWaterman

Pastafarianism, Dudeism....... so many great religions to choose from

7-27-2007 8:02 PM

sl0wdjin

The religion I like best is worshipping the giant spider. Spaghetti is more nutritious, though.

7-29-2007 6:19 AM

JohnWaterman

isn't that Pastafarianism. Pastafari!!

8-7-2007 6:13 PM

bamapachyderm

What? Why would I bother getting ordained? I've got a nap calling my name!

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