What Religion Is Your Bra?


	What Religion Is Your Bra?
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5-16-2008 4:49 AM
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and 
said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." 
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<FONT color="#13a313"><B><BIG><B><FONT color="#9c00ce">"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?" 
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<FONT color="#13a313"><B><BIG><B><FONT color="#9c00ce">"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material
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Relieved, the man asked about the types. 
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<FONT color="#13a313"><B><BIG><B><FONT color="#9c00ce"><FONT color="#13a313">The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?" 
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The saleslady responded, <BR /><BIG>"It is all really quite simple... 
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The Catholic type<BR />supports the masses.
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The Salvation Army<BR />type lifts the fallen,
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The Presbyterian type<BR />keeps them staunch and upright,
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and the Baptist makes<BR />mountains out of mole hills." 
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