faith -based fighter. I assume that is the most "dangerous" breed. Although that is surprising to me since I selected going back in time with today's stock quotes.

You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative.

No big surprise.

This surprised me too. Is it rigged? I only answered two that had any Biblical significance. Taking the Bible must have clinched it for me.

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"You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP."

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

Yeah, that's me...

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

I wondered what it would tell me .. heh

Wow. I'm that one, too.!

But the test showed the Freedom Crusader.

here's mine:
You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

i took the liberal breed test too for sh*ts and giggles, though i dont consider myself one (and some of those questions were HARD to answer), came back as 'reality-based intellectual'

Um... you guys do realize that IS a work of satire, right?
I took both, and came out as a libertarian conservative and a 'reality-based intellectual

Oddly accurate, although the "naked pyramid" question was damned hard in both.

For conservatism, I picked the "Dixie Chicks" because all the other options would have made me bleach my eyeballs.

On the other side, thee were NO answers that didn't require bleach, so I decided, who would I choose to have Lynde England do and settled on the Asses Of Evil.

What can I say - I consider both William F. Buckley AND Noam Chomsky to be great teachers and personal heros and I'd pay money to see them go after one another.

Um... you guys do realize that IS a work of satire, right?

Um...yeah, I may be wrong but I'm guessing most of the folk who replied are literate, which makes the tags easy to comprehend.

What can I say - I consider both William F. Buckley AND Noam Chomsky to
be great teachers and personal heros and I'd pay money to see them go
after one another.

I never knew coffee could shoot so far out of my nose. I realize you are serious, but this line was too funny. All I can picture now is the Batman villian Two Face.