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debbyski

6-23-2009 1:43 AM

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6-23-2009 1:47 AM

debbyski

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQgBrQnqzk

6-23-2009 4:31 PM

wiganfootie

I love this site,a drug for those who are to happy,ha,ha

6-24-2009 6:11 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

Well, it often seems the Onion comes closer to the truth than CNN ever does, so good for her!

6-24-2009 8:59 PM

tanyamm

Sad but true isn't it.

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