Jay Leno

Hillary has picked “You
and I” by Celine Dion as her campaign theme song. And in a related story,
John McCain’s campaign song is also by Celine Dion—it’s the theme from
“Titanic.” ... For his campaign, John Edwards has chosen a theme song
from “Hair.” And Giuliani chose “All My Exes Live In Texas.” ... In
a campaign ad that is a spoof of the big “Sopranos” finale Hillary
Clinton plays the part of Tony Soprano in the diner. You know what the
difference is between Hillary Clinton and Tony Soprano? Tony Soprano goes
to the strip club to get away from his spouse. Hillary goes to the strip
club to find her spouse.