Create Your Own Religion in 10 Easy Steps


	Create Your Own Religion in 10 Easy Steps

laceym

7-15-2007 12:22 AM

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religion, howto, faith

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7-16-2007 2:44 PM

skwirlinator

LOL

7-16-2007 3:24 PM

Oortcloud

Beautiful!

7-16-2007 8:46 PM

vampy2

this is so funny, I might even try it my self

7-16-2007 9:02 PM

axelsenzon

I have one. Doriajn (silent J), lord and creator of currency and commerce. The true manifestation of man's struggle over good and evil, Doriajn realized that to test man absolutely (because of original sin aka procrastination) god-Doriajn manifested both commerce and currency to birth man's struggle over greed and altruism and give him the chance to over come the desire to greed.
If you question this, just look into your heart and recognize the disgust over men who selfishly only think of themselves, and over all the wars fought over territory, land or OIL... all essentially commerce.
Lord Doriajn, a part of the Dianity, was once two and one at the same time. The nameless entity, creator ...

7-16-2007 9:37 PM

righthand

Can I be god?

I'm good, sometimes.
I'm wise, I think?
I'm old, I'll live forever!
I'm rich, I own this world!

Do I qualify? Yes, I'm decisive, ain't I?
How many more steps? NINE???

Ok, on my righthand I want...let me think...

7-16-2007 9:49 PM

righthand

It's Ok. I sorted it out with the 'big fellow' about my blaspheming. Some people have no sense of humour. They cannot even spell it right.

He understood. And it's Ok with him for anyone who voted for me. You are not damned. Not yet, anyhow. Unless you change your mind and vote for the regular gang leader now.

7-17-2007 2:14 PM

laceym

This guy has it figured out.
http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/557A50E1-D5BF-42C6-95D9-617C3D98B184/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/16/AR2007071601938.html?nav=rss_world

7-18-2007 6:30 AM

syncopath

i`ve tried it, it works ....

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