By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Gore Vidal

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.