<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/efc56637-1321-4386-bf43-6e3981f1f863/819CB13B-F9A1-43B5-ACF0-427FD82D4179/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://consc.net/misc/lightbulb.html" href="http://consc.net/misc/lightbulb.html" style="font-size: 11px;">consc.net</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://consc.net/misc/lightbulb.html"><A name="lites"><B>Philosophy Light-Bulb Jokes</B>-Rev 9 by Glenn Miller (gmiller@netcom.com) <BR /></A><P> <A name="lites">New--added 10/11/97 (from Reader submissions) <BR /></A></P><P> <A name="lites">How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness. <BR /></A></P><P> <A name="lites">How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.<BR /></A></P><P> <A name="lites">How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb, and five to form a society to preserve the memory of the old light bulb.</A></P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/819CB13B-F9A1-43B5-ACF0-427FD82D4179/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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