What's wrong with lawyer jokes?


	What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

gingembre

3-28-2007 5:04 PM

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lawyers, jokes, humor, humour, funny

gingembre says:

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

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3-29-2007 2:56 PM

debbyski

Gotta send this my brother Gingembre, who is a fantastic attorney and he loves these jokes!

3-29-2007 7:03 PM

DeeDeeNP

Q. What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a pig?

A. It's a trick question - there are some things a pig just will NOT do.

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