Club Tells Pensioner to Break Wind Outside


	Club Tells Pensioner to Break Wind Outside

ColoradoRight

12-10-2007 11:38 AM

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britain, health, wind, fart, drinking, club

ColoradoRight says:

It is good to see that his men-only club doesn't mind him farting up a storm.

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