How to say “You are beautiful” to girls of other lands
# In Spain: “Usted es hermosa” (oo-sted ess er-mo-sa)
# In Portugal: “Você é bonita” (vo-say eh boo-nee-ta)
# In France: “Vous êtes belle” (voo zayt bel)
# In Italy: “Siete bella” (see-ay-tay beh-la)
In Germany: “Sie sind schön” (zee zint shurn)

Nine quotations every guy should know
# “When the candles are out, all women are fair.” —Plutarch
# “Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink / For fellows whom it hurts to think.” —A.E. Housman
# “Kill the body and the head will die.” —Joe Frazier
# “A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” —Rudyard Kipling
# “A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.” —George P...

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How to say “You are beautiful” to girls of other lands
# In Spain: “Usted es hermosa” (oo-sted ess er-mo-sa)
# In Portugal: “Você é bonita” (vo-say eh boo-nee-ta)
# In France: “Vous êtes belle” (voo zayt bel)
# In Italy: “Siete bella” (see-ay-tay beh-la)
In Germany: “Sie sind schön” (zee zint shurn)

Nine quotations every guy should know
# “When the candles are out, all women are fair.” —Plutarch
# “Ale, man, ale’s the stuff to drink / For fellows whom it hurts to think.” —A.E. Housman
# “Kill the body and the head will die.” —Joe Frazier
# “A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” —Rudyard Kipling
# “A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.” —George Patton
# “Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.” —Sir Thomas Beecham
# “Some night you’ll catch a punch between the eyes and all of a sudden you’ll see three guys in the ring against you. Pick out the one in the middle and hit him, because he’s the one who hit you.” —Jack Dempsey
# “You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.” —Al Capone
“I swing big, with everything I’ve got. I hit big or I miss big. I like to live as big as I can.” —Babe Ruth

10 things we shouldn’t have to tell you
# Dance lessons are for girls.
# You can have long hair, you can have a mustache, and you can wear a pink shirt, but not all three at the same time.
# Eggs, corned-beef hash, and Tabasco sauce is the breakfast of the gods.
# The Godfather and The Godfather Part II were glorious and magnificent; The Godfather Part III reeked like a burning house made of chicken shit and stuffed with dead dogs.
# The button on the fly of your boxer shorts is just for show.
# When smashing a beer can on your forehead, don’t forget to pinch the sides before making contact. Otherwise you’ll end up with an embarrassing “reverse coaster” on your noggin that will outla...

10 things we shouldn’t have to tell you
# Dance lessons are for girls.
# You can have long hair, you can have a mustache, and you can wear a pink shirt, but not all three at the same time.
# Eggs, corned-beef hash, and Tabasco sauce is the breakfast of the gods.
# The Godfather and The Godfather Part II were glorious and magnificent; The Godfather Part III reeked like a burning house made of chicken shit and stuffed with dead dogs.
# The button on the fly of your boxer shorts is just for show.
# When smashing a beer can on your forehead, don’t forget to pinch the sides before making contact. Otherwise you’ll end up with an embarrassing “reverse coaster” on your noggin that will outlast the hangover.
# You flip a steak one time—and one time only.
# Don’t help a woman knock your pals. Ever.
# In reality, Godzilla would beat King Kong’s butt six ways to Sunday. No questions, no contest, just a brutal, one-sided hairy-ass-kicking.
Protect the testicles.

The Rolling Rock bottle mystery
The mysterious “33” printed on bottles of Rolling Rock immediately below the company motto is an accident: It’s the proofreader’s count of the number of words in the motto, and the printers left it in. The 33 words: Rolling Rock / From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe. We tender this premium beer for your enjoyment, as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you.

In case you’re ever trapped in your house by an earthquake, a hurricane, or a pack of hungry zombies, know that there are 30 to 40 gallons of drinkable water in your hot-water heater (turn on the drain faucet at the bottom) and another five to sev...

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The Rolling Rock bottle mystery
The mysterious “33” printed on bottles of Rolling Rock immediately below the company motto is an accident: It’s the proofreader’s count of the number of words in the motto, and the printers left it in. The 33 words: Rolling Rock / From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe. We tender this premium beer for your enjoyment, as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you.

In case you’re ever trapped in your house by an earthquake, a hurricane, or a pack of hungry zombies, know that there are 30 to 40 gallons of drinkable water in your hot-water heater (turn on the drain faucet at the bottom) and another five to seven in the flush tank of your toilet (serve your mother-in-law first).