403 Forbidden: A Geek's Guide to Rejection


	403 Forbidden: A Geek's Guide to Rejection

CarnivalBorn

10-30-2007 12:38 PM

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10-30-2007 1:55 PM

righthand

header("HTTP/1.0 411 Length Required");
"You call that a penis?"

Well if you had a camera pointing at you, would you be upright? Ha ha

10-30-2007 2:09 PM

coconutshell

Nice!

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