50 office-speak phrases you love to hate


	50 office-speak phrases you love to hate

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6-21-2008 3:00 PM

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well said!

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6-22-2008 11:06 AM

katknit

Whoa. Those ARE annoying!

6-23-2008 2:06 PM

righthand

1. "When I worked for Verizon, I found the phrase going forward to be more sinister than annoying. When used by my boss - sorry, "team leader" - it was understood to mean that the topic of conversation was at an end and not be discussed again."

At last. Everyone is using it so I'll just have to get used to it.

I played rugby in the front row decades ago. Every time I hear this expression I think of a scrum - going forward. Lock me up when ever you see me using this. Ha ha

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<B>11.</B> "Business speak even supersedes itself and does so with silliness, the shorthand for quick win is now <B>low hanging fruit</B>."<BR /><B>Paul, Formby, UK</B>
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<B>21.</B> "I am a financial journalist and am on a mission to remove words and phrases such as <B>360-degree thinking</B> from existence."<BR /><B>Richard, London</B>
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<B>32.</B> "My least favourite business-speak term is <B>not enough bandwidth</B>. When an employee used this term to refuse an additional assignment, I realised I was completely 'out of the loop'."<BR /><B>April, Berkeley, US</B></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7457287.stm"><P>
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