Two tough Questions


	Two tough Questions

deadcowkid

7-17-2008 10:24 PM

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political, elections, congress, ethics, jokes

deadcowkid says:

Click on Source for all full questions and answers, you may be surprised!
The last question not able to clip is the best in my humble opinion.

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