The "Gitmo to Greet Mo'" program bypasses maximum-security federal penitentiaries located all over the United States and instead pays for jihadists' food and housing and provides them work. The thinking is that terrorists will not want to blow up America if they get to experience first-hand how nice and welcoming Americans are. However, this scenario will create a whole new set of terrorists: old ladies who lost their jobs to terrorists.

This is hilarious! I nearly spit out my milk when I read this.

Hysterical. lmao

Working at Wal-Mart - worse than waterboarding.

Haha, found an alternative to waterboarding!

LOL Thanks chestnut, I needed a good laugh.

I'll try to imagine until tomorrow what the daily confrontation may change in the minds of both - the slaves and their masters as well as Wal-Mart clients.

Old ladies are too good for Wal-Mart anyway.
It is BECAUSE of Wal-Mart and other chains that old ladies need jobs at all. Their penniless husbands used to own
those small businesses at the corner until they were run out of town by big time mega marts.

A gem, chez, yes you!