Steve Wright Quotes


	Steve Wright Quotes

wiganfootie

9-19-2009 12:26 PM

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9-19-2009 7:15 PM

Antara

I served him in a bar back in the 90's.......nice guy and a good tipper

9-20-2009 6:39 AM

miad20

delicious,... absolutely food for good mood

9-21-2009 6:11 AM

aklimento

When you look at the world thru his glasses, you see it bright and pretty. Useful tool..

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