Illegal to read Patriot Act


	Illegal to read Patriot Act

kkcapricorn

7-3-2007 8:32 PM

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satire, humor, the onion

kkcapricorn says:

OK folks, lets laugh a little today.

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7-3-2007 8:51 PM

righthand

Nice one. I had to read your tags to be sure, to be sure.

What's it coming to when I was prepared to believe that this might be the latest twist from president dodo.

7-3-2007 9:05 PM

ratilfar

WTF?

7-3-2007 10:45 PM

barfobulator

now thats funny

7-4-2007 12:54 AM

Oortcloud

Heh, pretty sad when its tough to discern reality and fiction when it comes to Bush or our current government.

7-4-2007 9:52 PM

strider72

ratilfar... the source is The Onion....

7-4-2007 10:43 PM

ratilfar

DOH! But satire is based on truth after all....

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7-6-2007 4:31 PM

Jorjor

It should have been illegal to have passd the damned thing in the first place!

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