<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/e10e3428-d7ac-4cbc-b354-dd00e5762b9a/928FFCD7-AF6F-4624-9FD2-D6CEB312B5AF/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?LanguagesByKeyboard" href="http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?LanguagesByKeyboard" style="font-size: 11px;">c2.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?LanguagesByKeyboard"><STRONG><EM>How to tell a person's language of choice by looking at their keyboard.</EM></STRONG> <P></p> <UL> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>C Programmer:</STRONG> Their '*' and ';' keys are worn out. </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>C++ Programmer:</STRONG> Their '&gt;' and '&lt;' keys are worn out. </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>Lisp Programmer:</STRONG> Their '(' and ')' keys are worn out.</LI></UL></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?LanguagesByKeyboard"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><STRONG>SQL Programmer:</STRONG> Their 's', 'e', 'l', 'c', and 't' keys are worn out. (Actually, 'a','n','d') </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>Ada Programmer:</STRONG> Their 'i' and 's' keys are worn out. </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>Java Programmer:</STRONG> Their 'p', 'u', 'b', 'l', 'i', and 'c' keys are worn out.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?LanguagesByKeyboard"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><STRONG>Data-Entry Clerk:</STRONG> The entire numeric keypad is worn out. </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>Unlucky Programmer:</STRONG> The 'm', 'o', 'n', 's', 't', 'e', 'r', '.', and 'c' keys are worn out. </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>Slacking Programmer:</STRONG> The 'n' key is worn out. </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>Slacking, Opinionated Programmer:</STRONG> The 'n' key and the '!' key are worn out. </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>Slacking, Opinionated, Obnoxious Programmer:</STRONG> The 'n' key, the '!' key, and the caps-lock key are worn out. </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>GWBASIC programmer:</STRONG> The ? key and all the number keys are worn out. </LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <STRONG>Windows(tm) programmer:</STRONG> The Ctrl, Alt and Delete keys are worn out.</LI></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/928FFCD7-AF6F-4624-9FD2-D6CEB312B5AF/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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