LMAO - to facilitate entry! God bless these two.

ROFLMAO

"I certainly hope the Lord will now bless us with a child after this wonderful night," Linda said. "If not, we may be forced to repeat this beautiful experience."

Hard to fathom.

Hey, folks, it's the Onion. Remember it's all satire.

"after a couple of minutes, we figured out ..."

does that also mean they couldnt read a book to explain what to do

Yo, people, it's The Onion!

The Onion = America's Favorite FAKE News