Nation's Morons March On Washington State


	Nation's Morons March On Washington State

Socratoad

10-23-2009 6:48 PM

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10-23-2009 6:51 PM

Socratoad

"No Social Security for Medicare!" Michigan idiot Kevin Liston added. "Not in my backyard!"

Throughout the day, the number of protesters grew to include not just morons, but more than 6,000 nimrods, 3,500 dunderheads, and approximately 12,000 of the biggest fucking dipshits known to man.

In all, 75,000 of the simpletons turned out, though dozens were killed after walking out into traffic, and hundreds more were lost after wandering into nearby Trillium Park.

"I'm against things," longtime North Carolina resident Pam Beucher said. "I'm for things."

"America!" she added.

10-23-2009 7:24 PM

ljsdesign

humor imitating life

10-23-2009 7:30 PM

Socratoad

Yeppers

10-24-2009 1:56 PM

kkcapricorn

Love The Onion

10-25-2009 2:51 PM

katsteevns

No, it's humor trying to discredit dissent. They are all probably right wing shop supervisors upset because they will never get anywhere.

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