Eye halve a spelling chequer


	Eye halve a spelling chequer

murieleileen

9-29-2009 5:06 AM

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spelling, homonyms, words, funny, humorous, spelling checker, spelling chequer, english

murieleileen says:

A humorous look at homonyms and our spelling checker on our PCs.

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9-29-2009 6:15 AM

valann 47

I've seen it before but still think its funny

9-29-2009 6:57 AM

Socratoad

9-29-2009 2:21 PM

chestnut501

I think that "spelling chequer" was made in China.

9-29-2009 8:03 PM

murieleileen

I think you are right Chestnut.

10-1-2009 4:45 AM

chestnut501

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