Frank Advice for McCain at CPAC


	Frank Advice for McCain at CPAC

ColoradoRight

2-7-2008 1:00 PM

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john mccain, republicans, conservatives, cpac, advice, candy

ColoradoRight says:

Frank J comes through with some positive suggestions for Maverick.

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2-7-2008 7:19 PM

willhelm

* State that Fred Thompson will be your VP and vow not to live long. That would be awesome. I bet it would get a standing ovation at CPAC.

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