Why you shouldn't forward me that email.


	Why you shouldn't forward me that email.
coconutshell
11-1-2006 1:25 AM
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humour, email, internet, funny, list
coconutshell says:
Hahahhahha
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11-1-2006 3:06 PM
anonymology
I've told everyone I know why likes to forward emails that I would really prefer to be left out of them.

I think I upset a few people in the process but what can you do! :/
11-1-2006 3:21 PM
Godfrey Daniel
None of this will work. With some it's congenital. A genetic flaw that we must tolerate in empathy and understanding.
11-2-2006 3:19 AM
anonymology
HA! Darned genetics!
11-13-2006 2:08 PM
arifsali
Funny, I think I should forward this.
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border: none;" cite="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/10/top-11-forward-email.html?from=rss"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="473" align="left">I have a sense of humor and that joke isn't remotely funny. </TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/10/top-11-forward-email.html?from=rss"><B>6.</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/10/top-11-forward-email.html?from=rss"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="473" align="left">If you forward that message to ten of your friends then a unicorn dies. </TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; 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