Erma Bombeck Quotes


	Erma Bombeck Quotes

wiganfootie

10-28-2009 5:44 PM

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10-28-2009 6:07 PM

mcsmithblack

Erma was always right!

10-29-2009 1:15 AM

lollipop10

Those are good!

10-29-2009 1:40 PM

wiganfootie

I can watch 3games of footie but I"m not brain dead YET!!!!

10-29-2009 1:54 PM

kareval

loved that!

10-29-2009 3:34 PM

murieleileen

love Erma

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