GWB Plans Military Strike to Stop Global Warming


	GWB Plans Military Strike to Stop Global Warming

thisnamecantbetaken

6-26-2007 6:14 PM

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global warming, bush, war, cheney, neoconservatism, satire, funny, humour

thisnamecantbetaken says:

Luv it! *LOL*

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6-26-2007 6:21 PM

mona

6-26-2007 9:58 PM

kkcapricorn

Love that site!
Pop

6-27-2007 7:55 AM

pokkets

If at first you don't succeed, blow it up

6-27-2007 8:56 AM

gwendolyn

I thinks it's sites like these that give Dubya his stoopid ideas.

6-27-2007 11:51 AM

pokkets

I think it would be safer to sell the ice shelf to Coca Cola

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