*LOL*

Oh and OUCH!

I thought she sat on his face and said 'Lie to me"

hahahahhahaha!

one other use for sandpaper.

At first I didn't get it. I thought he may have sanded it down too far, since the girls didn't wa... oh forget it!
I SO need to get laid...

This Name... Its easier done than said

With a name like Pinnochio, he is a liar if he got laid. He needs the sandpaper to smooth his peos so his hand would not get any slinters.

@ skwirl

Yes well, 'tis the season to be jolly and I feel very giving right now and charity starts at home as they say, so maybe I should get myself a little... something, for Christmas.

Yes!