Looking for a new brand of T.P.? Here's one (NSFW)


	Looking for a new brand of T.P.? Here's one (NSFW)

enbar

7-6-2008 6:33 PM

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weird, product, toilet

enbar says:

A new (for me anyhow) brand of toilet paper that is all about truth in marketing. Err, it's hard to explain, but the clip gives a reasonable summary.

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7-6-2008 7:36 PM

skwirlinator

lol

7-7-2008 2:41 PM

enbar

... going by the definition i always took to be canonical...

7-7-2008 2:44 PM

enbar

by the way, missjackson, your comment is the one and only Google search result for "noodling stooge," just in case you were curious.

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