"The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard."

All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise
my hand.

This one's actually an Emo Phillips line.

This is genuine Wright:

Women - can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

I got some instant water but I don't know what to add to it.

I got a job at a factory that makes fire hydrants but I couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I like my apartment because we can have pets. I have a pony.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and went back in time

googleit where did you end up???

Thanks for the extras jorjor

@ celestialdancer

Clipmarks I was zapped to Clipmarks

The first clip I saw was Michael Jackson to marry Lisa Marie Presley. I tried to contact her and tell her NOOOOO! But I couldn't get through.

googleit