'Intoxicated' pilots flail to land


	'Intoxicated' pilots flail to land

foxyarse

10-24-2009 4:27 PM

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'intoxicated' pilots flail to land, satire

foxyarse says:

A statement released by the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) said: "The crew told us 'isheh thehshs ussshe, ehhhh?'. We are hoping to get more from them after they dry out."

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10-24-2009 7:16 PM

carrerinyes

Will it ever be safe to fly again...I wonder....

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