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	Dear Ricky

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7-1-2008 2:47 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/209a81b4-99d4-446f-9bbd-fd6dc44ecf88/9CA92E6A-7D25-4D6E-BBEE-DF9EF969BEAF/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.testriffic.com/joke/superz316/29828" href="http://www.testriffic.com/joke/superz316/29828" style="font-size: 11px;">www.testriffic.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.testriffic.com/joke/superz316/29828"><P><SPAN>A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: </SPAN><SPAN><BR /><BR /></SPAN><SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Dear Ricky,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"> <BR /><BR /></FONT></SPAN><EM><SPAN>I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. </SPAN></EM><EM><SPAN>I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.</SPAN></EM><SPAN><FONT size="3"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></FONT></SPAN></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.testriffic.com/joke/superz316/29828"><P><SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Love, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Becky </FONT></SPAN></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.testriffic.com/joke/superz316/29828"><P><SPAN><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman">The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. </FONT></SPAN></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.testriffic.com/joke/superz316/29828"><P><SPAN>  </SPAN><SPAN><BR /><FONT size="3"><FONT face="Times New Roman">There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: </FONT></FONT></SPAN><SPAN><FONT size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN>Dear Becky,</SPAN><SPAN><FONT size="3"> </FONT></SPAN></FONT><SPAN><BR /><BR /><EM>I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.</EM></SPAN><BR /></P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/9CA92E6A-7D25-4D6E-BBEE-DF9EF969BEAF/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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