Things Guys Do That Make Women Think They're a Pervert


	Things Guys Do That Make Women Think They're a Pervert

CarnivalBorn

8-7-2007 10:32 AM

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CarnivalBorn says:

.. "grocery stores have staff to help me to my car, and there is absolutely no way some strange guy inviting himself into my home isn't going to come off as a weirdo"

7. Coming Off Like You've Never Seen a Real, Live Woman Before:
What muttering some word of amazement also says to me is you don't have the social skills - or the man-stones - to actually give a girl a real compliment

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1.  Accidental Breast Touch Number 2:</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html">
Accidental Breast Touch Number 1 will be written off as an accident - provided it doesn't linger - but ABT #2 means you're just trying to cop a feel.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html"><B>2. Broadcasting Your Love of Playboy:</B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html">being surrounded by pictures of beautiful women who don't even know he exists, makes him look like a loser</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html"><B>3.  The Creepy Across-the-Bar Stare: </B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html">Five seconds says you're gathering courage or the right opening line</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html">six seconds</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html">just tells me you're undressing me with your eyes, which is downright creepy</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html"><B>4.  Going to the Gym or Appearing in Public Wearing Anything Leopard/Cheetah Print, a Headband, or - Good Heavens - Those Dreaded Zubaz Pants From 1989: </B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html">Please, please don't be "that guy". And please, please don't come up and talk to me</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html"><B>5. Bringing Up Your Sexual Escapades, or Asking About Mine, Within 24 Hours of Meeting Me: </B></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html">The key here, boys, is patience</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html"><B>6.  Offering to Come Home From the Grocery Store with Me to Carry and Put Away My Groceries:</B></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/9CCF25D5-42AD-49C5-B622-7760C7AE8243/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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