Hilarious Newspaper Clippings (9/11 causes divorce etc)


	Hilarious Newspaper Clippings (9/11 causes divorce etc)

sohil

7-18-2006 2:51 PM

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fun, funny, humor, interesting, drugs, employment, news, 9/11

sohil says:

OMG, I can't stop laughing

11 Comments |

7-18-2006 2:55 PM

7-18-2006 3:06 PM

Too funny! Sohil, you have to sperately clip the one about the guys balls catching fire during surgery. i see no way it doesn't get the most pops ever!!!

7-18-2006 3:10 PM

sohil

And here it is.

http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8D0B2C88-2D96-48AB-BB48-131CFEC3455B/

7-18-2006 4:26 PM

bignosemousie

"The Secret Ingredient is our People." delicious!

7-19-2006 9:16 AM

gwydas

I love the last one! That's so awesome! I pick the cat!

7-19-2006 9:51 AM

bignosemousie

Anyone else noticed that Sohil is rocketing up the Top Clippers chart?

7-19-2006 11:48 AM

RecordSage

Why not - he picks good stuff.

This little tidbit is a great ad for adultery... one of a number of benefits associated with the subject

As a Russian saying goes "This guy was born in a shirt"...

7-19-2006 1:27 PM

sohil

mouse, I'm in Top 3 now. It will be literally impossible to unseat skwirl and invictus. Actually I'd be lucky if I hold this spot even for a few days.

7-19-2006 1:30 PM

bignosemousie

I tip my hat to you Sohil. Impressive. Most impressive...

7-19-2006 1:46 PM

sohil

Why Thank You mousie.

7-29-2006 10:14 AM

sohil

Too funny! Sohil, you have to sperately clip the one about the guys
balls catching fire during surgery. i see no way it doesn't get the
most pops ever!!!

I guess The Clipmarks Community doesn't share our sense of humour does it ?

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