I asked Sir bob if he had felt like this for so long why he had organised Live 8, he replied "its like when your partner always asks you to do something, the washing up say, you finally do it but do a really bad job and then hopefully you'll never be asked to do it again, that's why I hired Ricky Gervais, Madonna and let U2 release some doves I knew it was shite its what I wanted!"

So another 1st: I finally uncover the real reason Live 8 was so shockingly bad.

Geldof says, " To be quite honest, people like me and Bono etc. are just a bunch of self-serving fuckin' Irish gits, talking total shite and lining our pockets in the process".

I heard recently, that he can't really play guitar either, that he just moves his fingers to old Jimi Hendrix recordings.
By the way, I've not heard anything new from him (Jimi) for a while, must be ill or something.

He's hanging out with the Grateful Dead