"...not for the faint-hearted"

Dipping sauce on the side ,please.

but women should try a bite, too: Eating penis is good for the skin, apparently.

"Easy. I felt a sudden dart of pain in my head. It felt like my groin. Head of tongue can do that.

Just take it gentle and we'll all be happy. Plenty to go around, honest. Never mind the sudden deflation. Only temporary. Have some duck penis with straight haired pubes of crotch and eggshell of heron. Enjoy. your feast."