13 Things You Won't Believe Are Against the Law Somewhere Pt 3


	13 Things You Won't Believe Are Against the Law Somewhere Pt 3

revenantdm

7-10-2008 4:09 PM

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weirf, laws, funny, strange, cracked, outlawed, cursing

revenantdm says:

The last part of the list and it ended with a beautiful BANG! Excuses, Karaoke, and Satan... maybe the laws were not so bad if they ban the first two, but banning Satan puts me out of a job as a Minor Demon...
Marked Mature for language... (I err on the safe side)

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<DIV class="Title2">Excuses (Megion, Siberia)</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16459_13-things-you-wont-believe-are-against-law-somewhere.html"><P align="center">
<IMG src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/bans/excuses.jpg" /></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16459_13-things-you-wont-believe-are-against-law-somewhere.html"> Bureaucrats are no longer allowed to say the following phrases: "I don't know," "It's lunch time," "It's not my job" and "It's impossible" amongst a list of more than two dozen other phrases that generally piss people off when coming from the mouths of government officials</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16459_13-things-you-wont-believe-are-against-law-somewhere.html"><DIV class="Title">#2.</DIV>
<DIV class="Title2">Karaoke (Lilbum, Georgia)</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16459_13-things-you-wont-believe-are-against-law-somewhere.html"><P align="center">
<IMG src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/bans/karaoke.jpg" /></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16459_13-things-you-wont-believe-are-against-law-somewhere.html">we all know, karaoke is the tool of the devil</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16459_13-things-you-wont-believe-are-against-law-somewhere.html">The mayor says he doesn't want clubs in his town and is pretty sure once karaoke starts up, it's just a small step before toddlers are starting fires and people who sing Cher off key will be smuggling assfuls of cocaine to their gun-running friends across town</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16459_13-things-you-wont-believe-are-against-law-somewhere.html"><DIV class="Title">#1.</DIV>
<DIV class="Title2">Satan (Inglis, FL)</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.cracked.com/article_16459_13-things-you-wont-believe-are-against-law-somewhere.html"><P align="center">
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