If I am elected president


	If I am elected president

jasontromm

6-13-2007 10:49 AM

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election 08, president, chuck norris, world combat league

jasontromm says:

Now that's a platform I could vote for!

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6-14-2007 12:08 AM

cniq_cniq

Increase jobs in America by sending ninja teams to sabotage and steal them back from other countries.

Replace Letterman, Leno or Conan once monthly, since stand-up comedy is what most governmental officials do anyway.

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