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<P>Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1998 15:17:21 -0500
Subject: Redneck Nativity</p> <P>In a small Southern town there was a Nativity Scene that showed great skill
and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me: The
three 3 wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.</p> <P>Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.</p> <P>At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter
about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You Yankees never
do read the Bible!"</p> <P>I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in
the Bible.</p> <P>She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages,
and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said,
"See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"
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