Best Law Enforcement Joke


	Best Law Enforcement Joke

msaniac

3-13-2007 9:08 PM

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3-14-2007 8:53 AM

travislaborde

Meanwhile, Jack Bauer had already taken the rabbit because he had crucial knowledge to help in an anti-terrorist operation.

To do so, he had to pose as a CIA informant, disable a couple of FBI agents, and get Chloe to make the LAPD cooperate with him.

As for the rabbit... He's just lucky he didn't say anything remotely like "Don't worry about Jack Bauer.. I'll take care of him myself." That usually starts the timer on the rabbit stew.

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					<P>The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.</p> <P>The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.</p> <P>The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it — including the rabbit — and make no apologies. “The rabbit had it coming.”</p> <P>The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, “Okay, okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit.”</p> <A href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://www.thatwasfunny.com/the-best-law-enforcement/896&title=The Best Law Enforcement" target="new"><IMG vspace="3" hspace="3" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.stumbleupon.com/images/thumbup1.gif" /></A>
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