Note to would-be Creation Museum visitors: the Earth is round.

I live just north of Cinsanity, which is just north of this museum. I'm actually tempted to make a visit down there. To heckle, sort of. Not that I want to bother the poor wage-slaves who will be around to answer visitors' questions. I'm just curious as to what kind of training the Help will have been given.

On the other hand, I don't want to waste Memorial Day. I understand there's a truly magnificent seniors' sports competition taking place that day. I thought I might enter the events to bob for apples, and the 100-yard crawl.