The F*CK? Jumping into a subway? Because Tokyo only has the most frequent train system in the world? Even if you don't get hit, dude its rush hour just go into a crowd they'll never find you! Sararimen all wear the same damn clothing, smell of shochu and probably have similar hair cuts. Also, so how many of the salary men delayed for work engaged in opportunistic sexual her-ass-ment during the delay? Thats the stat I wanna know. I say run the trains.
