Lipstick, who is also an unreliable witness at Employment Tribunals, was asked by staff at the infirmary if he would like to work there in a trial they were running, when it became apparent that he could put anything to sleep just by talking. Being the sort of person who loves and craves attention, Lipstick agreed, and off he went to bore folks into their pre-op slumbers.

A former 'friend' and colleague of Lipstick's, Harry Geath, told reporters:

"He's an extremely boring, irritating twat. Mind you, so am I"

Reminds me of teachers and lecturers