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	Colonoscopies

tabsey

1-24-2008 8:08 AM

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medical, humour

tabsey says:

Couldn't really say it is a preferred type of employment.

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://www.clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/67d10d29-c930-4f0c-8523-b77c8fded926/A7FF16D1-DD5B-416E-830C-0A98A18478C4/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://humour.group.stumbleupon.com/forum/86857/" href="http://humour.group.stumbleupon.com/forum/86857/" style="font-size: 11px;">humour.group.stumbleupon.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://humour.group.stumbleupon.com/forum/86857/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD colspan="2"><DIV>Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:</DIV>
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1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!</DIV>
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2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"</DIV>
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3. "Can you hear me NOW?"</DIV>
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4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"</DIV>
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5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."</DIV>
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6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"</DIV>
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7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."</DIV>
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8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"</DIV>
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9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!</DIV>
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10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."</DIV>
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11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"</DIV>
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12 . "God, now I know why I am not gay."</DIV>
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And the best one of all..</DIV>

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"</TD></tr></table></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/A7FF16D1-DD5B-416E-830C-0A98A18478C4/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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