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10-18-2009 10:02 AM
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic
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10-18-2009 10:17 AM
beaukivi

10-18-2009 10:17 AM
debbyski
10-18-2009 10:21 AM
debbyski
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live


Now give me a song you like better, girl!
10-18-2009 10:29 AM
thisnamecantbetaken
You got it!! Woot, game on!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZUHFuklo8
10-18-2009 10:55 AM
debbyski
Ha! You Europeans are sooooooooo boring.

I prefer love songs myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wFpvRMIIEM

10-18-2009 11:49 AM
thisnamecantbetaken
Ha! You Europeans are sooooooooo boring.
Yeah, right!! Projection! *LOL* Okay, here's a good ol' Aussie beer song then;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD5Kns2q9D8

Quick quiz to see if I ever taught you ANYTHING important in this life;

What's a "shout"?

10-18-2009 11:54 AM
debbyski
Bloody good tucker!
10-18-2009 12:00 PM
thisnamecantbetaken


*facepalm*

Bloody close and almost right, coz a shout IS bloody good.... but... don't you EVER listen to me??? Do I have to SHOUT the answer before you'll remember it?!?

Try again...*sigh*... and don't forget a youtube!
10-18-2009 12:18 PM
debbyski
Oh come on, I was just trying to be not boring!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WLGMC9B6zw



Now,

Do you want the verb or noun

Ok, I know what you want to hear, and it's that I'm buying right??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew

Those Aussies will try to poison you with that damn vegemite, I say!
10-18-2009 12:29 PM
thisnamecantbetaken
Fabulous youtubes! You have such good taste...

Speaking of which, I'm telling ya Debs, if you stick to Vegemite and beer, you'll live to be a hundred and twenty!! No joshin'. Would I lie to you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A-Z9IXJ9DM
10-18-2009 1:04 PM
debbyski
You have such good taste...
Yes, I do babe
10-18-2009 7:47 PM
wiganfootie
you didnt burn the beer!! x
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